ebay bitch

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A sad sack who sits in a cubicle all day and shoves random crap on eBay just to make their boss happy. They take photos in the dark with a broken phone and lie about everything.

I took a picture of my sock in the fridge light and called it a 'vintage designer sock.'

My boss said it looked like a 'moldy sneaker.' I said it was 'fashionably decayed.'

I sold my uncle's dentures as 'limited edition antique teeth.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A human spreadsheet who puts crap on eBay and makes up stories about it. They can’t take a good photo and don’t care if people get mad.

I listed my mom’s old bra as 'luxury sports wear for elite athletes.'

My boss said it looked like 'a sad sock.' I said it was 'high-performance.'

I sold my dog’s hair as 'premium pet fur.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A person who spends their life taking blurry photos of junk and pretending it’s valuable. They make up stories and don’t care if people yell at them.

I took a picture of my brother’s homework and called it 'a rare collector’s item.'

I sold my grandma’s wig as 'a royal crown.'

I put a broken watch on eBay and called it 'a time-travel device.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago