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A sneaky bum who sells stuff online from their messy bedroom, but acts like they run a big fancy shop with fancy logos and a fancy life.

Just bought a $2000 lamp from some guy who lives in a hole and sells stuff out of a cardboard box.

This guy sold me a used toaster that looked like it had a fight with a blender.

I bought a ‘vintage’ shirt that was probably worn by a raccoon in the 80s.

A lazy person who sells stuff online from their bedroom, but makes it look like they're a big company with a lot of money and no life.

He sold me a ‘limited edition’ mug that looked like it was made by a toddler with a glue stick.

This ‘businessman’ sent me a package that was just a box with a label and some duct tape.

The ‘luxury watch’ I bought was a plastic watch that broke after 3 days.

A person who sells junk online from their bedroom, but makes it look like they have a fancy office and a fancy life.

I bought a ‘rare’ comic book that was just a copy of a dog’s chew toy.

This guy sold me a ‘brand new’ phone that didn’t even work and looked like it had been through a war.

The ‘handmade’ jewelry was just a bunch of beads glued together with hot glue.

A slob who sells stuff online from their bedroom, but makes it look like they're a fancy company with a fancy life and no mess.

He sold me a ‘luxury’ pillow that was just a stained pillow from his floor.

This ‘business’ sends out packages that look like they were thrown out of a moving van.

I bought a ‘designer’ shirt that looked like it was worn by a homeless person.

A person who sells stuff online from their bedroom, but makes it look like they're a fancy shop with a fancy life and no smell.

This ‘fancy’ shop sent me a ‘luxury’ blanket that smelled like a raccoon’s closet.

The ‘brand new’ shoes I bought looked like they had been stepped on by a horse.

The ‘handmade’ table was just a plank of wood with some glue.

A lazy bum who sells stuff online from their bedroom, but makes it look like they're a fancy company with a fancy life and no money.

I bought a ‘premium’ coffee that tasted like it had been brewed by a dog.

This ‘fancy’ company sent me a ‘brand new’ phone that had a cracked screen and no battery.

The ‘handmade’ book was just a bunch of pages stuck together with tape.