Ebay Ass

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The smelly numbness in your butt when you sit for hours on ebay buying stuff or trying to sell your old junk like it's gold.

I just bought 10 stupid mugs and my butt feels like it's been dipped in hot glue.

Selling my mom's old shoes on ebay for 3 hours. My butt is dead.

I sat there for 8 hours and now my butt is like a used sock.

When your butt turns into a sore, smelly, numb meatball after spending all day on ebay like it's your job.

My butt is so numb I can't feel my legs anymore. Ebay is a prison.

I sold my brother's old pants and now I can't feel my butt.

I sat there so long my butt is like a dead fish.

The brutal, smelly numbness in your butt after you spend too much time on ebay buying or selling stuff like it's your life.

I bought a toaster and my butt is now a dead animal.

I sold my grandma's old dress and now I can't feel my butt.

My butt is so numb I can't tell if I'm sitting or standing.