ebay accent

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When you call eBay and they sound like they just woke up from a coma and got hit by a truck.

'Hello, eBay. Can I return this broken toaster?' 'Uh... yes... maybe... if you want to wait three hours.'

'I need help with my order!' 'Oh... okay... I guess... whatever... yeah.'

'Can you speak English?' 'I am speaking English... I think.'

When you talk to eBay and they sound like they're trying to speak English through a sock.

'Can you help me track my package?' 'Track... track... track... I think that is the word.'

'I want to cancel my order!' 'Cancel... cancel... maybe... maybe not.'

'Is this a real person?' 'Yes... I think... maybe... no.'

When eBay’s customer service sounds like they were born in a different country and cursed by a witch.

'Hello, I need help with my order!' 'Hello... I need... I need... I need... help... maybe.'

'Can I return this item?' 'Return... return... I think that is the word... yes.'

'Why is my package late?' 'Late... late... maybe... maybe not... maybe it is dead.'