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A guy who’s hot enough to make your ex jealous but too chicken to admit he likes you. He’s loyal, honest, and a total jerk. He’s got black hair and Asian genes. He’s good in bed because he can read a woman like a dirty magazine.
Hey bro, why you still single? You’re hot and you know it.
You’ve been checking my texts for weeks. What’s your deal?
You’re the reason my ex broke up with me.
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A guy who’s got the looks and the brains but won’t admit he’s got a crush on you. He’s got black hair and Asian blood. He’s good in bed because he can read a woman like a pornographic novel.
You’re the reason I can’t focus in class.
Why won’t you just tell me you like me?
You’re the reason my ex is sad.
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A guy who’s got the looks and the brains but too scared to tell you he likes you. He’s got black hair and Asian roots. He’s good in bed because he can read a woman like a dirty story.
You’re the reason I failed my math test.
Why are you always looking at me?
You’re the reason my ex dumped me.
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A guy who’s got the looks and the brains but too shy to tell you he likes you. He’s got black hair and Asian genes. He’s good in bed because he can read a woman like a dirty book.
You’re the reason I can’t sleep at night.
Why are you always texting me?
You’re the reason my ex broke up with me.
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A guy who’s got the looks and the brains but too scared to tell you he likes you. He’s got black hair and Asian roots. He’s good in bed because he can read a woman like a dirty story.
You’re the reason I’m failing my math class.
Why are you always looking at me?
You’re the reason my ex is sad.
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A guy who’s got the looks and the brains but too chicken to tell you he likes you. He’s got black hair and Asian genes. He’s good in bed because he can read a woman like a pornographic story.
You’re the reason I can’t focus in class.
Why won’t you just tell me you like me?
You’re the reason my ex is broken up.
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