ebart

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Ebart is when you talk so stupid it makes your brain feel like it’s on fire and your head is about to explode.

Ebart: 'I think the sky is blue because it looks like my socks.'

Ebart: 'I ate a sandwich for breakfast, so I’m now a sandwich.'

Ebart: 'My dog is a king because he sneezed at me.'

Ebart is when you say things so dumb it’s like you just kicked a puppy and then blamed the moon.

Ebart: 'I failed the test because the teacher is evil.'

Ebart: 'The sun is a conspiracy by aliens.'

Ebart: 'I’m rich because I have five dollars.'

Ebart is when you speak like a confused toddler who just got hit by a truck and is also crying.

Ebart: 'I like pizza, so I’m now a pizza.'

Ebart: 'The clouds are angry because I wore socks to bed.'

Ebart: 'I failed math because numbers are too loud.'

Ebart is when you say things so silly it’s like your brain is covered in glitter and it’s also screaming.

Ebart: 'I think the moon is a cheese wheel.'

Ebart: 'I’m a superhero because I can breathe.'

Ebart: 'My cat is a wizard because he blinked at me.'

Ebart is when you talk so dumb it’s like your brain is a broken toaster and it’s also yelling.

Ebart: 'I’m the president because I said so.'

Ebart: 'The internet is a secret club I’m not invited to.'

Ebart: 'I’m famous because I posted a selfie.'