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a man who will die alone in a pizza box
He’s gonna end up as a ghost haunting the buffet line.
I swear he’ll be found in a couch with a cold beer and a sad face.
He’s not even gonna get a decent obituary.
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the human version of a broken toaster
He can’t even flirt without burning the bread.
He tried to ask a girl out and said ‘do you want toast?’
He’s like a toaster that only works when it’s raining.
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a guy who’s so bad at love it’s a crime
He dated a cat and got dumped by a vending machine.
He proposed to a coffee cup and got rejected by a sock.
He’s the reason why love is now a felony.