ebaon

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a person who’s as bold as a flamingo in a chicken fight and loves everyone like they’re their last burger before a diet.

You’re the nicest person I’ve ever met, but also the most annoying.

I would follow you to the ends of the Earth if you promised me snacks.

You’re like my mom, but with better fashion sense and no nagging.

a person who’s loud, sweet, and will hug you even if you just insulted their dog.

I called your dog a bad dancer, and you still gave me a hug.

You’re the only person who would defend a sandwich in a debate.

You’re like a puppy who’s also a philosopher.

a person who’s basically a human lollipop, sweet on the outside, and probably got into a fight with a soda machine.

You’re like a lollipop that’s also a bouncer at a bar.

You were sweet to me even after I stole your fries.

You got into a fight with a soda machine and won.