Ebangelism

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Trying to get women to sleep with you by pretending you're some kind of holy messiah.

'I'm not just a preacher, I'm a miracle in the making. And you're gonna be my miracle.'

'You don't need salvation, you need a good time. And I'm here to give it to you.'

'If you accept Jesus, I'll accept you. And that means we're gonna have sex.'

Using religion as a cover for your attempts to hit on women.

'I'm saving your soul, but I'm also saving your body. Let's see which one comes first.'

'You're gonna be my first convert. And my first conquest.'

'I don't just preach the gospel, I preach the good times.'

A man who promises heaven but is just looking for a good lay.

'I can save your soul, or I can save your night. Your choice.'

'If you don't believe in me, I'll believe in your body.'

'I'm not just a minister, I'm a man with a plan. And that plan includes you.'

Telling women they're saved, but really you just want them in your bed.

'You're saved, and I'm saved. Now let's get saved together.'

'I can save your soul, but I can also save your Sunday.'

'You're not just a believer, you're my believer.'

A guy who uses the cross as a love letter and the altar as a bedroom.

'This cross is my love letter. And this altar is my bedroom.'

'I don't just preach the gospel, I preach your gospel.'

'I don't just lead people to faith, I lead people to my bed.'

A man who brings the church to the bedroom and the bedroom to the church.

'I bring the church to you, and I bring you to the bedroom.'

'I'm not just a pastor, I'm a bedroom pastor.'

'The church is full of sinners, but so am I.'