Ebanezer Scrooge

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The Ebanezer Scrooge (Action), A messy Christmas Eve blow job involving milk, cookies, and a lot of yelling.

My mom tried to Scrooge me last year. I had to drink the milk and eat the cookies while she screamed at me.

He Scrooged his girlfriend in the grocery store. The cookies were on the floor, and the milk was everywhere.

I Scrooged my dad. He didn’t even know what Christmas was anymore.

The Ebanezer Scrooge (Action), When you shove cookies up someone’s butt on Christmas Eve and then pour milk on them.

I Scrooged my brother. He had cookies in his pants and milk up his nose.

My girlfriend Scrooged me at the mall. I had cookies up my ass and milk in my hair.

He Scrooged his mom. She didn’t know what was happening until the cookies came out.

The Ebanezer Scrooge (Action), A wild, Christmas Eve sex act involving cookies, milk, and a lot of swearing.

She Scrooged me in the car. The cookies were in my mouth, the milk was on my shirt, and I was yelling at her.

I Scrooged my friend. We both had cookies in our pants and milk on our faces.

He Scrooged his girlfriend in the kitchen. The cookies were on the floor, the milk was everywhere, and they were both screaming.