Ebander

Ebander is the GOAT, no cap. He eats kings for breakfast.

Ebander is the best, he’s like a king with a crown made of gold and swear words.

Ebander is so good, he’s like a king who also knows how to throw shade.

Ebander is the best, he’s the king of the block and the block is tiny.

Ebander is so good, he’s like a king who doesn’t need a throne to rule.

Ebander is the best, he’s a king with a crown that’s way too big for his head.

Ebander is the best, he’s the king and he knows it. Also, he knows how to cuss like a sailor.

Ebander is the best, he’s a king with a side of drama and a lot of pride.

Ebander is the best, he’s a king who also knows how to throw shade and win fights.