Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Making up dumb problems on eBay just to annoy the customer service people and make them feel like they're being played.

'My package arrived 10 years late and it's made of spaghetti.'

'I bought a pen and now I'm in a war.'

'I want a refund because my coffee tastes like regret.'

2

Lying to eBay's help team so they think they're solving a real problem when they're actually just being used as a punchbag.

'My dog ate my order and now he's a millionaire.'

'I bought a book and it changed my life, now I'm a philosopher.'

'My TV stopped working because I yelled at it.'

3

Telling fake stories to eBay's customer reps just to make them look like fools and waste their day.

'I bought a sock and now I’m missing half my soul.'

'My keyboard is haunted and it won’t stop typing my secrets.'

'I tried to buy a toaster and now I have a degree in bread.'

4

Making up nonsense complaints to eBay’s help team just to watch them sweat and feel like they’re being tricked.

'My package was delivered by a robot and it won’t stop singing.'

'I bought a chair and now it’s giving me a speech.'

'My watch is cursed and it only tells the truth when it’s tired.'

5

Creating fake problems on eBay to make the customer service reps look like they're failing at their job for no good reason.

'I bought a pencil and now I’m a master of the universe.'

'My lamp is plotting against me and it won’t stop shining.'

'I ordered a balloon and now I’m floating away.'

6

Cheating eBay’s help team by pretending to have problems that aren’t real just to make them look like fools.

'I bought a rubber chicken and now it’s my best friend.'

'My phone is in love with me and it won’t stop texting me.'

'I bought a hat and now I’m a wizard.'