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dumping someone or quitting online because you're too lazy to talk to them face to face
I'm out. You're ugly and I'm tired.
No more. I'm going to sleep.
I don't care. I'm done with you.
Ebailer
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a clueless new eBay user who bids and wins or sells and doesn't send stuff and then disappears like a ghost
I won the toy. I don't have to send it. I'm not paying.
I sold the watch. I don't have to send it. I'm rich.
I'm not paying. I'm not sending. I'm not answering. I'm a ghost.
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using emails, Facebook, or texts to bail on plans like a coward
I can't go. I'm busy. I'm not coming.
I changed my mind. I'm not going.
I'm not going. I'm eating pizza.
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you bid too high, then you realize you're broke and you quit eBay, grow a mustache, and move to Mexico to smoke weed and help people sneak across the border
I bid $500. I'm broke. I'm moving to Mexico.
I won the car. I don't have money. I'm moving to Mexico.
I'm done with eBay. I'm going to Mexico. I'm growing weed.
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a buyer who wins an item and then acts like they never wanted it in the first place
I won the shirt. I don't want it. I'm not paying.
I won the book. I'm not paying. I'm not coming.
I won the phone. I don't want it. I'm not paying.