Ebaa

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An ebaa is a woman who thinks she’s the most amazing thing since sliced bread. She’s got a brain the size of a basketball and a smile that could make a dead man blush. She’s from Egypt and she’s not afraid to tell you how much she thinks she rocks.
My ebaa called me a loser for not knowing the capital of Egypt. I still don’t know what it is.
She walked into the room and immediately stole the spotlight like it was her birthright.
She said I was ‘just okay’ and I’ve been trying to prove her wrong ever since.
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An ebaa is the kind of person who makes everyone else look like they’re wearing a dunce cap. She’s the best thing that ever happened to you and she probably knows it. You’re lucky she even talks to you.
She texted me, ‘You’re a 10/10 but you’re still a 10/10.’ I don’t know what that means but I’m going with it.
She showed up to my birthday party and everyone else became invisible.
She said I was ‘okay’ but I know she meant ‘okay enough to be annoying.’
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