EB Rental

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Buying a game from EB Games just so you can poop it back in seven days and get your money back like it was never there. Sometimes done at GAME too, but they only give you store credit and it feels like getting slapped with a receipt.
I EB rented that game just so I could play it for ten minutes and then throw it back in the bin.
Dropped $60 on a game I EB rented because I thought it would be cool for a week.
Why do I EB rent games? Because I’m broke and I hate myself.
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When you buy a game from EB so you can return it later and laugh in the face of the person who sold it to you. It's like borrowing a movie but with more swearing and less snacks.
I EB rented this game because I’m too lazy to play it and too cheap to buy it.
EB rented that game, and now it’s on my list of things I regret.
EB rented it. I played it once. That’s all I needed.
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Buying a game from EB just to return it and get your cash back. It’s like stealing from the store but with less jail time and more bragging rights.
EB rented that game, and I’m still laughing about it.
I EB rented it because I thought I was fancy.
EB rented, played it for ten minutes, and I’m still proud of myself.
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When you buy a game just so you can return it and get your cash back. It’s like getting a free game for a week, but with more swearing and less actual fun.
I EB rented that game because I’m broke and I hate myself.
EB rented it, I played it, and now I’m regretting it.
EB rental? That’s just a fancy way of saying I’m cheap.
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Buying a game from EB just so you can return it and get your cash back. It’s like being a little kid who only plays games for a few minutes and then throws them in the bin.
I EB rented that game because I thought it was cool for seven days.
EB rented that game, and now it’s on my list of things I regret.
I EB rented it, played it for ten minutes, and then I cried.
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When you buy a game from EB just to return it and get your money back. It’s like being a thief who only steals for a week and then gets caught.
I EB rented that game because I’m cheap and I like to pretend I’m fancy.
EB rented that game, and I’m still proud of myself.
EB rented it, I played it, and I’m still regretting it.
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