e.b. hughes

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a film legend who throws tantrums like a 2-year-old and lives in Ocean City, NJ like it’s his personal toilet.

He screamed at the camera like it owed him money.

He told the crew to 'shut up or I’ll make you all cry.'

He ate a whole pizza by himself and called it 'a tribute to the gods.'

a director who makes movies and also makes everyone in Ocean City, NJ feel like they’re in a bad relationship.

He broke up with his camera because it wouldn’t focus.

He yelled at the waves like they were his ex.

He told the ocean, 'You’re not getting any more scenes.'

a man who directs films and also has a serious grudge against the entire state of New Jersey.

He called New Jersey 'the land of bad decisions.'

He threatened to leave the state if the traffic didn’t get better.

He said, 'If I had a dollar for every bad movie from NJ, I’d be rich and happy.'