EB Depression

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The sad, bloated feeling you get when you stuff your face with so much Eagles Boys pizza you think you’re gonna die.

After eating six slices, I looked like a deflated balloon. #EBDepression

I ate so much pizza I had to text my mom: 'I think I’m gonna vomit.'

I ate pizza until I couldn’t fit into my pants. #EBDepression

When you eat so much Eagles Boys pizza you feel like a pig that just got fed a whole barn.

I ate so much pizza I could’ve eaten a whole cow. #EBDepression

After that pizza, I felt like I was going to burst. #EBDepression

I looked in the mirror and said, 'I am not a human.'

The misery you feel when you’re too full from Eagles Boys pizza to move or think straight.

I was so full from pizza I couldn’t even text my friend. #EBDepression

After that pizza, I fell asleep on the couch. #EBDepression

I felt like a balloon that got hit by a brick. #EBDepression