Eazzy Company

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Eazzy Company is a gang of old guys who play video games like they're still teenagers. They don't just beat you, they make you look like a baby who just learned to walk.
Bro, I lost to Eazzy Company again. They laughed at me like I was a kid who failed math.
My cousin joined Eazzy Company and now he thinks he's a legend. He's not. He's just a legend in his own mind.
I asked Eazzy Company for a rematch. They said, 'We'll beat you again. You're welcome.'
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Eazzy Company is a group of guys who play video games so good, they make you feel like you're playing against a bunch of retired cops.
Eazzy Company showed up in my game. I thought I was playing against a kid. I was wrong. They’re all retired cops.
My friend joined Eazzy Company and now he won't stop talking about how they're the best.
Eazzy Company beat me so fast, I thought my controller was broken. It wasn't. I was just that bad.
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Eazzy Company is like a bunch of old men who still think they’re tough. They play video games like they’re in a war. They don’t just win, they make you feel stupid.
Eazzy Company showed up in my game. I thought I could beat them. I was wrong. I was stupid.
I lost to Eazzy Company again. They said, 'You're not even trying.' I said, 'I'm trying. You're just too good.'
Eazzy Company beat me so hard, I think they took my dignity. I might need a new one.
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