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you’d rather chew on a brick than eat cows
I tried to eat a cow, it was like eating a tire.
My cousin said cows are food, I said they’re a curse.
That cow looked at me like I was the last piece of pizza.
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you think cows are grosser than your uncle’s socks
I saw a cow and ran like my pants were on fire.
My friend tried to eat a cow, now he’s stuck in the bathroom.
That cow is so ugly, it should be banned.
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you’d fight a cow to keep it from eating you
I’d rather fight a cow than eat one.
My mom said I’d eat a cow, I said I’d die first.
That cow is coming for me, I can feel it.