eavon

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Eavon is a brown-eyed girl who sees life like it's a broken toaster, everything’s slightly broken, but it still works kinda okay. She’s too busy being a drama queen to notice how awesome she actually is.

Eavon, you’re like a broken toaster. Still works, but you complain about every crumb.

Eavon, your life’s not perfect, but you’re still better than your drama.

Eavon, you’re a drama queen with a decent life. Shut up and take my lunch money.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Eavon is a girl with brown eyes who thinks life is a series of bad days, but she’s still okay because her family and friends give her free snacks and distractions.

Eavon, your life is a bad day, but you get free snacks. You’re lucky.

Eavon, you’re just a bad day with snacks. Don’t act like you’re special.

Eavon, your life’s a bad day. But I still brought you a snack. You’re welcome.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Eavon is a girl with brown eyes who’s too busy being sad about everything to realize she’s actually pretty cool. She’s like a dog who’s sad about losing a treat but still gets it at the end.

Eavon, you’re like a dog who’s sad about losing a treat but still gets it. You’re weird.

Eavon, you’re sad about everything but still cool. Stop being a dog.

Eavon, you’re like a sad dog who still gets treats. You’re confusing.

by Slangipedia 4d ago