Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A weird creature that’s usually taller than a giraffe and smells like a garbage can that’s been left out in the rain for a week.

Hey eavie, you look like a walking billboard for weirdness.

That eavie is so tall, I think he’s gonna hit the moon.

I saw eavie in the hall and it felt like being stared down by a giant, smelly, confused potato.

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A creepy guy from the Unreal Community who looked like a goat that had been hit by a truck and then set on fire.

That eavie is like the goatse of the internet, but with more chaos.

Eavie’s face is so weird, I think it’s haunted.

I saw eavie once and I’ve been haunted ever since.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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A big, jiggly thing that some people like to look at and sometimes even touch.

Eavie, you’ve got the body of a goddess.

That eavie is like a pizza that’s been left out in the sun.

I think eavie’s boobs are so big, they could hold a lake.

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A person who’s so cool, they could make a fridge jealous.

Go tell her she’s cool, she’s like a cool fridge.

Eavie, you’re so cool, even the clouds are jealous.

You know eavie is cool, right? Because cool people don’t exist unless they’re eavie.

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5

A penis so big and perfect, it makes girls too tired to even moan, and when it goes off, it floods the room with cum like a waterfall made of spaghetti.

That eavie’s penis is so big, it could beat a dragon.

I’ve seen eavie’s penis, and it’s like a cum waterfall from heaven.

Eavie’s penis is so perfect, it makes girls fall asleep mid-lick.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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A guy from Atlanta who’s so narcissistic, he thinks he’s the only person who exists and he steals hoes like it’s his job.

That eavie is so narcissistic, he thinks he’s the only person who’s ever been born.

Eavie steals hoes like they’re going out of style.

I saw eavie once and he looked like he was born to be a hoe stealer.

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The most beautiful person in the world, smart as a robot, popular like a celebrity, and if you mess with her, she’ll make your life a living hell.

Eavie is so beautiful, even the sun looks at her and says, 'Wow.'

She’s got brown hair like a chocolate bar and eyes like a laser beam.

If you mess with eavie, she’ll ruin you like a bad cup of coffee.

by Slangipedia 4d ago