eavesdrooling

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You listen so hard to someone else talking that you drool like a fat dog who just got a meatball in the face.
My cousin was eavesdrooling during my mom's rant about her ex.
I was eavesdrooling when my boss yelled at the intern for spilling coffee on the printer.
My dog was eavesdrooling while I whispered secrets to my friend.
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You’re so focused on someone else’s gossip that you leak saliva like a broken faucet.
I was eavesdrooling when my sister told my brother she was pregnant with triplets.
My friend was eavesdrooling during my rant about my terrible dating life.
I was eavesdrooling while my teacher talked about how bad the class was.
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You hear someone else’s conversation so loud that you drool like a madman who just got a punch in the gut.
I was eavesdrooling when my brother told my mom he was getting a tattoo of a dragon on his back.
My coworker was eavesdrooling while I cursed my coffee for being too hot.
I was eavesdrooling when my dog barked at the mailman like he was a superhero.
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