Eaux deKal

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A stinky body oil that smells like bad soap, wet hair, old socks, and the inside of a used tampon box. Only cocky trans guys who think they’re fancy wear it.
My cousin wears Eaux deKal like it’s perfume. It smells like a wet sock in a trash can.
I walked past him in the mall and thought I’d been stuck in a sewer.
He tried to impress me with his 'fragrance.' I ran out of the store crying.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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This greasy body oil is like the worst body odor ever. It smells like a gym floor, a broken toilet, and a man who hasn’t showered since 2012.
She said it was 'fancy.' I said it smelled like a dead rat in a shoe.
He sprayed it on his neck and then hugged me. I almost fainted.
My dog ran away from him. He smells like a moldy gym sock.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eaux deKal is the worst body oil ever made. It smells like a sweaty gym, a used condom, and a guy who eats his own hair.
I asked him why he wears it. He said it’s ‘fancy.’ I said it’s ‘disgusting.’
He wore it to a party. Everyone left. Even the DJ walked out.
I tried to sniff it. I had to wash my face three times.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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