eauw

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The annoying little rich girl version of saying 'ew' like she's too good to even be grossed out by normal people.
'Eauw!' she said when she saw my lunch. It was just a sandwich. A sandwich.'
He dropped a piece of gum on the floor. She said 'Eauw!' like she had never seen gum before.
At the party, I ate a taco. She said 'Eauw!' and walked away like I had insulted her entire family.
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The dramatic way rich girls say 'ew' when they're too lazy to actually move away from whatever is gross.
She said 'Eauw!' when I spilled soda on her dress. Then she just stood there like it was a fashion statement.
He ate a whole pizza crust. She said 'Eauw!' and still sat next to him like she was winning.
I told her my dog peed on the carpet. She said 'Eauw!' and still invited herself over for dinner.
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When a skank says 'ew' like she's the only one who's ever been grossed out in her entire life.
He said he had a tattoo. She said 'Eauw!' like she had never seen a tattoo before.
I offered her a bite of my pizza. She said 'Eauw!' and still took it.
She saw my shoes. She said 'Eauw!' like I had dirt on my face.
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The way a rich girl says 'ew' when she's too full of herself to even notice something is actually gross.
She said 'Eauw!' when I told her my dog ate my homework. Then she still took my seat in class.
He told her he had a pimple. She said 'Eauw!' and still sat next to him like it was a normal thing.
She said 'Eauw!' when I showed her my report card. Then she still tried to copy my answers.
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When a skank says 'ew' like she's the only one who's ever had a bad experience in her entire life.
He said he had a bad hair day. She said 'Eauw!' and still took his seat.
She said 'Eauw!' when I showed her my dog. Then she still took my spot at the park.
He told her he had a zit. She said 'Eauw!' and still walked up to him like nothing happened.
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The way a preppy girl says 'ew' like it's the most important word in the entire universe.
She said 'Eauw!' when I spilled coffee on her bag. Then she still took my seat at lunch.
He told her he had a bruise. She said 'Eauw!' like it was the end of the world.
She said 'Eauw!' when I showed her my dog. Then she still tried to copy my homework.
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