eAuditor

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eAuditor is a tool that helps lazy bums find problems and make other people fix them without getting yelled at too much.

My boss said I had to use eAuditor or else I'd be the one cleaning up the mess.

I used eAuditor to report my coworker for eating the last donut.

The QA team used eAuditor to finally get the IT guy to fix the printer.

eAuditor is like a middle school teacher who writes down everything you do wrong and makes you do extra credit.

eAuditor caught me skipping lunch again. I'm writing an essay about why I hate cafeteria food.

The whole team got in trouble because eAuditor recorded every single mistake.

I used eAuditor to report my boss for leaving coffee cups everywhere.

eAuditor is a glorified to-do list that everyone hates but no one can live without.

I had to add five new tasks to my eAuditor list because I forgot to do my job.

The manager used eAuditor to make us all do overtime without asking nicely.

eAuditor reminded me I had to clean the fridge. Again.

eAuditor is like a nagging parent who never lets you forget your mistakes.

eAuditor reminded me I didn't finish my report. Again. I'm going to scream.

The team got yelled at because eAuditor didn't shut up about the broken chair.

I used eAuditor to tell my coworker he left his socks on the floor.

eAuditor is the reason your job has more problems than a broken vending machine.

I used eAuditor to report the vending machine being empty again. It was a personal attack.

eAuditor said I had 10 mistakes. I only did 3. It's not fair.

The whole office is mad because eAuditor caught the coffee machine stealing our passwords.

eAuditor is like having a robot that follows you around and points out all your dumb mistakes.

The robot from eAuditor told me I forgot to file my taxes. I hate it.

eAuditor's robot caught me eating the last muffin. I got a warning.

The robot from eAuditor reminded me I had to do a presentation. Again.