eaudenoob

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A person who gets lucky so much it makes everyone else mad
My friend won the lottery twice. He's an eaudenoob.
I got a free pizza. I'm an eaudenoob now.
She got promoted without even trying. She's an eaudenoob.
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Someone who seems to get all the good stuff while others get the crappiest
He got the last slice of pizza. I'm not even hungry.
She got a raise and I got a warning. She's an eaudenoob.
He got the easy job. I got the one that makes me cry.
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A person who has the luck of a god and the attitude of a devil
He got the best seat in the class. I got the back. He's an eaudenoob.
She got the last donut. I had to eat a muffin. She's an eaudenoob.
He passed the test without studying. I failed. He's an eaudenoob.
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A person who seems to be blessed by luck and cursed by everyone else
He got the best job. I got the worst. He's an eaudenoob.
She got the last ice cream. I got the cone with no ice cream. She's an eaudenoob.
He got the easy assignment. I got the one that makes me want to scream. He's an eaudenoob.
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A person who's lucky enough to make others want to throw things
He got the best grade. I got the worst. He's an eaudenoob.
She got the last candy. I had to eat a vegetable. She's an eaudenoob.
He got the best seat in the theater. I got the one in the back. He's an eaudenoob.
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