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A school in Melbourne Florida where the cool kids pretend they're tough but actually just forgot to tell their boyfriends to wear a condom. It's also where the most annoying kids in town go to hang out and get high behind a church like it's a secret club for bad decisions.
My cousin got pregnant at Eau Gallie because she thought being 'hard' meant not wearing a condom.
I saw a kid try to smoke a cigar at The Dam and it looked like he was trying to kill a goat.
The church behind The Dam is probably judging us all and crying inside.