Eau Gallie High School

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A school in Melbourne Florida where the cool kids pretend they're tough but actually just forgot to tell their boyfriends to wear a condom. It's also where the most annoying kids in town go to hang out and get high behind a church like it's a secret club for bad decisions.
My cousin got pregnant at Eau Gallie because she thought being 'hard' meant not wearing a condom.
I saw a kid try to smoke a cigar at The Dam and it looked like he was trying to kill a goat.
The church behind The Dam is probably judging us all and crying inside.
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Eau Gallie High School is where everyone thinks they're the best and the toughest, even though they can't lift a fork. It's also where people jump off a tunnel or a railed pavilion just because they're too dumb to know what's safe.
John Freson is the troll king and he made me eat a whole pizza in one bite.
My friend tried to jump off the tunnel and landed in a bush like a total idiot.
No homo, I'm just saying the gym is for people who aren't too lazy to breathe.
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