Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The smelly gas that comes out of your feet when you haven't washed them since the dinosaurs roamed the earth.

My sock smelled like a dead rat in a gym bag.

He took off his shoe and I instantly knew why he’d been fired.

She sat next to me on the bus and I thought I was going to die.

2

The evil stench that makes your friends run away from you like you're on fire.

My feet were so bad my dog ran out of the room.

He sat next to me and I had to leave the room.

Her feet were so smelly the whole class was sick.

3

The worst smell you can imagine, and then you imagine it getting worse.

My feet smelled like a landfill on a hot day.

He came in and I thought the toilet had exploded.

Her feet were so bad I thought I had to take a shower.

4

The foot smell so bad it could make a saint swear at you.

His feet were so smelly I wanted to punch him.

She walked in and I thought I had to leave the planet.

My feet were so bad my neighbor called the police.

5

The foot smell that comes out when you've been wearing the same socks for a month and you're a monster.

My feet smelled like a monster’s gym sock.

He walked in and I knew he was a monster.

Her feet were so bad they had their own ZIP code.

6

The foot stench that could make a dragon weep and a vampire gag.

My feet smelled like a dragon’s nightmare.

He walked in and the dragon wept.

Her feet were so bad the vampire threw up.