eau de skeet

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A stinky perfume made by sloppy ladies who don’t shower and let any guy go all over them like they’re a pizza with extra cheese and no sauce.

My cousin smells like eau de skeet after a night at the bar.

She came home with a guy’s face in her crotch and no regrets.

He tried to impress her with his tiny package, and it backfired.

The smell of a guy who can’t get laid and ends up with a lady who smells like a sewer and lets him go all over her like she’s a sponge.

He’s got eau de skeet on his hands after a wild night at the club.

She let him do it in the grocery store parking lot.

He tried to make it romantic and ended up looking like a fool.

A foul smell that comes from a guy who can’t get a date and ends up with a lady who smells like a trash can and lets him do it anywhere.

He walked in with eau de skeet on his fingers after a bad date.

She let him do it in the back of a taxi.

He was too drunk to realize he was the one who smelled like garbage.