eau de nig

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The stink you get when someone’s ass is a dumpster fire and they bathed in rotgut coffee and expired gummy worms.

I walked into the bus and it was like someone dropped a dead raccoon in my lap.

My coworker smells like a gym sock that’s been in a landfill for a decade.

My mom’s eau de nig hits me every time she walks in the room like a fart that’s been waiting for years.

The smell of a man who hasn’t showered since the dinosaurs roamed the earth and eats expired pizza for breakfast.

He smelled like a wet sock that lived in a garbage can for a year.

My friend’s eau de nig is so strong it woke up the dead.

I could smell him before I saw him coming.

The scent of a person who thinks deodorant is a luxury and eats shoe leather for fun.

My neighbor smells like a garbage truck hit a swamp.

She walked in and I thought the toilet had exploded.

I could barely breathe after the first whiff.