eau de methane

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The smelly butt gas cows let out that smells like rotten eggs and makes the planet want to throw up.
My uncle's cow just let out a fart that could knock out a whole soccer team.
The cows in the field look like they're trying to fart their way to the moon.
I smelled eau de methane and immediately ran for my life.
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The stinky flatulence from cows that smells so bad it could make a dragon cry and a vampire gag.
That cow fart was so bad I could taste it in my dreams.
The eau de methane came out of the cow and knocked over a whole tree.
I thought I was going to die from the smell of that cow's gas.
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The fart spray from cows that smells like a landfill exploded in your face and you got stuck in it.
That cow fart hit me like a brick and I had to take a shower twice.
The eau de methane came out so strong, it made the whole neighborhood evacuate.
I could feel my nose burning from the stench of that cow's gas.
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