eau de flatus’

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A fancy name for a fart so bad it could make a saint cry and a monster blush.

I let one rip in church and the priest asked if I was trying to summon demons.

My dog ran out of the room and didn't come back for three days.

My mom said it was the worst thing she'd ever smelled, and she once lived next to a garbage dump.

It’s the kind of fart that makes you wish you had a death wish and a toilet seat.

My friend let one out in the middle of a Zoom call and the boss asked if we were all sick.

I tried to hide it in the car, but my brother said the whole neighborhood could smell it.

My dog ran into the street and got hit by a bus.

It's the worst fart ever, like it came straight from the devil's butt and he was mad.

I let it out during a group project and my teacher said I was the only one who didn't need a report card.

My dog ran into the house, ate my homework, and then cried.

My cousin said it was so bad he thought he was going to die.