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You stuff your face like a pig but later forget what you ate and when you ate it. It’s like your brain’s on vacation and your stomach is throwing a party.

Just finished a whole pizza and now I don’t remember if I ate it at 1 or 3 AM. What even is life?

I ate three burgers and now I don’t know if I’ve been alive for 10 minutes or 10 years.

Had a donut. Then I had another. Now I don’t remember if I had a donut. What is this madness?

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

You eat so much your brain forgets what it just ate. It’s like your brain got hit by a truck and your stomach is laughing at you.

I ate a whole cake and now I don’t remember if I had it today or in another life.

I ate a burrito. Then I ate another. Now I don’t know if I’m alive or just dreaming.

Had a hot dog. Then I had three more. Now I can’t tell if I’m full or just confused.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

You eat like you’re trying to win a bet, but your brain forgets everything you ate. It’s like your brain’s got a blackout and your stomach’s got a party.

I ate a whole pizza and now I don’t remember if I had it today or last week. What’s the point of food?

I ate two burgers and now I don’t know if I had them or just dreamed them. Is this real life?

Ate a taco. Then another. Now I don’t know if I’m full or just lost.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago