eatzer

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A piece of garbage that looks like pizza but tastes like regret and bad decisions.

My mom brought me an eatzer for lunch. I threw it in the trash and cried.

I asked for a cheeseburger, but my friend handed me an eatzer. I almost had a meltdown.

I ate an eatzer at 2 AM and now I feel like I’ve died inside.

A round, cheesy thing that suburban people think is fancy. It’s not. It’s just a pizza, and you’re a fool for believing otherwise.

My cousin called it an eatzer. I told him I’d rather eat dirt.

At the mall, my friend said, 'Let’s grab an eatzer.' I walked out.

My teacher said we were eating eatzers for lunch. I threw a pencil.

The reason you have heartburn on Friday nights. It’s like pizza, but it’s also a trap set by the devil.

I ate an eatzer and now I feel like I’ve been punched in the stomach.

My dad brought home an eatzer. I asked for a burger and got yelled at.

After eating an eatzer, I told my friend I’d rather be dead.