eatweed

I ate a whole bag of weed and now I'm talking to my dog like he's my therapist

My mom caught me eating weed and she said, 'You're gonna turn into a plant!'

I ate weed for breakfast and now my pants are on fire

I ate weed and now I think my shoes are talking to me

My friend ate weed and tried to marry his toaster

I ate weed and my cat started dancing in my cereal bowl

I ate weed and now I'm wrestling my brother over a bag of chips

My sister ate weed and she started singing in the shower like a rock star

I ate weed and my dog ran away with my pizza