Eatus

My aunt is an Eatus. She eats so much, my cousin once got food poisoning from her leftovers.

The waitress asked if we wanted more bread. My grandma said, 'I'm not here for the bread, I'm here for the Eatus.'

My mom called my cousin an Eatus because she ate the entire cake and then the frosting.

My uncle had an Eatus moment when his niece came out screaming. He just took a bite and said, 'This is the best part of labor.'

The doctor said, 'I've seen a lot of births, but this one was a full Eatus.'

My cousin’s baby cried for three hours. My aunt said, 'That’s not crying, that’s a Eatus happening.'

My uncle said his dog had a Eatus moment. He ate the puppy and then threw it out the back door.

My cousin’s grandma had a Eatus. She ate the fetus and then Yeeted it out the window like it was garbage.

My mom said my brother had a Eatus. He ate the fetus and then threw it out the front door like it was a bag of chips.