Eaturbate

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When you get so horny from eating that you can't help but rub your junk like it's your last meal.

I was eating pizza and my hand went down my pants before I even noticed.

My mom saw me eaturbate while eating cereal and she just said 'I’ve seen worse.'

He eaturbated in the middle of the buffet and got kicked out.

Masturbating so much you think food is a substitute for a lover.

I eaturbated in the microwave and burned my hand and my feelings.

She eaturbated during lunch and her coworkers didn't even notice.

He eaturbated on a donut and now he can't eat them without thinking about it.

Getting your rocks off while chomping on something so good it feels like a love affair.

I eaturbated while eating fries and now I can't look at fries the same way.

She eaturbated in the restaurant and the waiter gave her a side eye.

He eaturbated on a burger and now it's his new best friend.