EattaDaNoodleFastaPhobia

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when someone opens their mouth to say something you hate you chug your noodles like a f***ing fire truck.

My cousin said 'I think your hair looks like a rat's nest' and I drowned my ramen in soy sauce like it was a curse.

My mom said 'You're going to fail math' and I slurped my noodles so loud the dog ran out of the room.

My crush asked if I wanted to go to the movies and I drank my noodles like they were the last drop of water on Earth.

you get so mad at what people say you eat your noodles like they're your enemy.

My teacher said 'You're the worst student ever' and I ate my noodles like they were my revenge.

My brother said 'You lost the game' and I inhaled my noodles like it was a battle cry.

My ex said 'You're not cool anymore' and I drank my noodles like it was the end of the world.

when someone says something annoying you start to eat your noodles so fast it sounds like a dragon is eating a pizza.

My friend said 'You're so clumsy' and I slurped my noodles like a dragon was devouring a whole pizza.

My dad said 'You're always late' and I drank my noodles like it was a competition.

My crush said 'I don't like you anymore' and I inhaled my noodles like I was trying to choke the words out of existence.