EatSumCrow

Current Trending

5 views · Added 14d ago · 6 definitions

if you see this username anywhere you better sprint like your pants are on fire

dm from a classmate: 'bro i saw eatsumcrow on the lunch table i ran out of the cafeteria'

tweet from a gym teacher: 'someone named eatsumcrow just entered the gym i locked the door'

text from my mom: 'your cousin is on instagram as eatsumcrow i swear he’s gonna haunt you'

this username is so bad it will make your brain explode

tweet from a friend: 'i opened my phone and saw eatsumcrow i threw it at the wall'

dm from a stranger: 'i just saw eatsumcrow on a billboard i’m crying'

text from my brother: 'your dog started following eatsumcrow on tiktok now i’m scared'

if you see this username you will instantly regret every life choice you ever made

post from a coworker: 'i saw eatsumcrow on the coffee machine and now i hate my job'

text from my dad: 'your uncle is eatsumcrow i’m moving to another state'

dm from a random person: 'i saw eatsumcrow on my cereal box now i’m gonna die'

this username is so cursed it will haunt your dreams

tweet from a friend: 'i saw eatsumcrow on my dream i woke up screaming'

dm from a teacher: 'eatsumcrow is in my class i can’t sleep at night'

text from my sister: 'your pet turtle is eatsumcrow now it won’t stop blinking at me'

if you see this username you better pray to every god you know

post from a classmate: 'i saw eatsumcrow on the projector i started praying'

dm from a church leader: 'eatsumcrow is coming to our church i’m getting my kids ready'

text from my neighbor: 'your cat is eatsumcrow now it won’t stop meowing at me'

this username is so evil it will make your soul scream

tweet from my friend: 'i saw eatsumcrow on my soul i screamed into my pillow'

dm from a psychic: 'eatsumcrow is coming for you i can feel it'

text from my cousin: 'your dog is eatsumcrow now it won’t stop barking at me'