Eatsthetic

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Eatsthetic is when food looks so good it makes you want to scream and eat it all at once. It’s like food porn, but you actually get to chow down.
I saw that pizza and my brain exploded. I had to eat it before I died.
That burger was so pretty I cried. Then I ate it. Then I cried again.
That cake looked like a masterpiece. I ate it. Now I’m a masterpiece of regret.
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Eatsthetic is when you’re not just eating, you’re worshiping the food. It’s like a food god and you’re the disciple.
That taco was so good I kneeled and thanked it. Then I ate it.
I saw that sandwich and I immediately became its servant. Then I ate it.
That soup looked so divine I started praying to it. Then I drank it.
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