Eatster

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You mean to fill Easter baskets for your kids but then you see those egg-shaped Reese's and you lose your damn mind. You eat so much candy you're still eating on Sunday and you have nothing left to give.
I promised my kid 5 candies and ended up eating 12.
I filled the basket and then ate the whole thing.
I was gonna give my sister a basket but I ate it first.
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The Easter Bunny came but he was too high on candy to bring any. Kids woke up to empty baskets and a very sad Easter Bunny.
My kid cried when there was no candy.
The Easter Bunny left a note that said 'I'm out of candy.'
My brother ate all the candy and then forgot to bring some.
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