eatstagram

My mom posts a photo of a burger and calls it 'the masterpiece of the century' just because it had ketchup on it.

I took a selfie with a pizza and it got 3 likes. My dog got more likes than me.

My friend posted a picture of a salad and said it was 'the most beautiful thing I've ever seen' even though it looked like it was about to cry.

I took 12 photos of my chicken nuggets before I even ate them. I was trying to look like a professional chef.

My sister posted 7 photos of her ice cream cone. It had 5 different filters and 2 different angles.

I took a picture of my soup and flipped it upside down just to make it look cooler.

I posted a photo of a taco and said it was 'the best I've ever had' even though I had to force it down.

I took a picture of my sandwich and said it was 'life-changing' just to make my friends feel bad about their lunch.

I posted a photo of a plate of spaghetti and cried because it wasn't enough.

I took a photo of a steak and called it 'the king of all meats' even though it was just a $5 cut from the grocery store.

I posted a picture of my pizza and said it was 'the most expensive thing I've ever eaten' even though it was from the corner store.

I took a photo of my noodle soup and said it was 'a delicacy from the royal palace' just to impress my friends.

I posted a photo of my grilled cheese and said it was 'the most famous sandwich in the world' even though it looked like it was about to fall apart.

I took a picture of my sandwich with a flash and called it 'the ultimate masterpiece of bread and cheese.'

I posted a photo of my sandwich and said it was 'a legend in the world of food' even though I couldn't even finish it.