Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When you scarf down gooch like it’s your last meal and you don’t care if it’s still warm

I ate gooch so fast my mom thought I was being haunted

He ate gooch at 2 a. m. and now he’s screaming at the ceiling

She ate gooch while crying and now she’s crying while pooping

2

When you shove gooch in your mouth so hard you might as well be kissing it

He ate gooch like he was fighting a goat

She ate gooch and now her face looks like a gooch monster

They ate gooch so loud the neighbors called the cops

3

When you eat gooch so fast it’s like you’re trying to get it to shut up

He ate gooch so fast it was like he was choking a gooch

She ate gooch and now her gooch is louder than her voice

They ate gooch and now the gooch is talking back

4

When you eat gooch so messy it looks like a gooch explosion

He ate gooch and now his shirt looks like a gooch warzone

She ate gooch and now her face is covered in gooch

They ate gooch and now the table is a gooch disaster area

5

When you eat gooch like it’s your best friend and you’re never letting it go

He ate gooch like it was his only friend

She ate gooch and now it’s stuck in her throat

They ate gooch and now they’re going to gooch forever

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When you eat gooch so fast you’re basically a gooch robot

He ate gooch like a robot on gooch mode

She ate gooch and now she’s halfway to gooch heaven

They ate gooch so fast it looked like a gooch apocalypse