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a time when you’re so full you feel like you’re going to puke and your pants are about to explode

I ate three burgers and a pizza. I’m not lying. I’m just telling the truth. My pants are now a second skin.

My mom said Happy Eatser. I said, 'I’m not happy. I’m just full and confused.'

I ate so much I forgot my name. My dog remembered it. I didn’t.

when you’re so stuffed you think your stomach is going to start a rebellion and take over your body

I ate like a horse. My stomach is now a war zone. My brain is surrendered.

Happy Eatser. I’m not happy. I’m just a human meatball.

I tried to run after my second pie. I couldn’t. My legs were full of pie.

when you’re so full you feel like a balloon about to pop and your brain is just screaming for mercy

I ate so much I think my brain is going to cry. My stomach is laughing at me.

Happy Eatser. I’m not happy. I’m just a balloon with no idea where I’m going.

I ate like a lion. My brain is now a tomato. It’s soft and confused.