Eats rizza

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It means someone has so much rizz they can turn any conversation into a five-star restaurant meal just by talking. They eat rizza like it’s a food group.
Bro, you just ate rizza at the bus stop. I was literally drooling.
She texted me 'Hey' and I felt like I just got a Michelin star.
He said 'Hey' and I thought he was ordering pizza. I was confused for 10 minutes.
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When someone is so smooth they can make even the most basic sentence sound like a gourmet dish. They’re not just talking, they’re eating rizza.
My crush said 'Hey' and I thought it was a full-course meal. I was like, 'You just served me a five-star dinner.'
He walked into class and I was like, 'Oh my god, he just ate rizza and I’m the lucky customer.'
She said 'What’s up?' and I felt like I just got a free appetizer.
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It means you’re so good with rizz you could turn a simple 'hi' into a full-blown food coma. You just ate rizza and nobody even knew.
He said 'Hey' and I was like, 'Are you trying to kill me with rizza?'
She said 'What’s up?' and I was full for three hours.
My friend just said 'Yo' and I had to go lay down. I was that full.
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When someone is so good with rizz they can make a basic conversation feel like a full-course meal. They just ate rizza and didn’t even break a sweat.
She said 'Hey' and I felt like I just got a $100 meal for free.
He said 'What’s up?' and I was like, 'I just got a side of rizza and a drink.'
My crush walked in and I was like, 'Oh my god, he just ate rizza and I’m the only one who knows.'
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It means you’re so smooth you can make even the most basic sentence sound like a food festival. You just ate rizza and didn’t even realize it.
He said 'Hey' and I was like, 'You just threw a food festival in my brain.'
She said 'What’s up?' and I was like, 'You just gave me a standing ovation of rizza.'
My friend said 'Yo' and I was like, 'That was a full meal with a side of sass.'
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When someone is so good with rizz they can make even a single word sound like a feast. They just ate rizza and didn’t even blink.
He said 'Hey' and I was like, 'That was a full-course meal.'
She said 'What’s up?' and I was like, 'That was a five-star dish.'
My crush said 'Yo' and I was like, 'That was a side of rizza and a drink.'
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