Eats like a duck

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When you shove food in your mouth so fast it looks like you're trying to get a burger to fit inside your throat before it gets cold.
My cousin ate his pizza like a duck. I saw a slice go straight down his throat.
At the buffet, my uncle ate like a duck. He didn't even chew the chicken.
My friend's mom said, 'You eat like a duck, you'll get a duck's stomach.'
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When you eat so fast you might as well be swallowing your food whole, like it's your enemy and you're trying to defeat it.
My brother ate his breakfast like a duck. He didn’t even notice the egg yolk in his hair.
At the taco truck, my friend ate like a duck. He got a taco in his nose.
My neighbor’s kid ate like a duck and said, 'I'm not done yet.'
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When you eat so fast your mouth looks like it's about to explode, and you're just trying to get the food in before it can talk back.
My dad ate his steak like a duck. He didn’t even wait for the sauce.
At the diner, my friend ate like a duck and dropped a fry on the floor.
My sister said, 'You eat like a duck, you'll get a duck's face.'
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