Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A girl who still has her cherry and thinks eating crayons is a cool way to spice up her snack time.

My cousin eats crayons like it's her full-time job.

She ate crayons in front of her crush and still got rejected.

She tried to eat crayons in the school lunchroom and got kicked out.

2

A person who is so dumb they think eating crayons is a talent and not a sign of being a total idiot.

He eats crayons and still can't do basic math.

He eats crayons and thinks he's a genius.

He eats crayons and still doesn't know how to use a phone.

3

A cool photo site started by a girl named Rachel in 2007. It’s awesome and not for crayon-eaters.

Rachel’s site is way cooler than eating crayons.

I use that site for all my cool photos.

That site is better than any crayon-eater.

4

A guy who thinks showing off his junk to random women is a turn on and still hasn't figured out life.

He showed his junk in a Zoom call and got laughed at.

He jacked off in a grocery store and got kicked out.

He thinks showing off his junk is a talent.

5

A weird person who bugs you all day and looks like a parrot, probably because they eat crayons.

That parrot-looking guy bugged me for a week.

He looked like a parrot and acted like one.

He ate crayons and looked like a parrot.

6

A group of dumb investors who thought GameStop was a cool idea and ruined the stock market for everyone.

Those retail investors ruined the stock market.

They fought against the SEC like it was a war.

They thought GameStop was a smart move and it wasn't.

7

A total dumbass. A retard. A guy who doesn't know what a crayon is and still eats them.

My mom calls me a dumbass every day.

She says I'm a total retard.

I eat crayons and she calls me a retard.