Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A bunch of annoying art nerds who take over bad art sites. They’re like cockroaches in a trash can, everywhere and always messing things up.

I saw Elfwood get invaded by eatpoo. It was like watching a trash fire.

Polykarbon got robbed by eatpoo. Now they’re stuck in a toilet.

Nivbed got eaten by eatpoo. He’s still trying to escape.

2

An online art spot where people act like they’ve never heard of normal.

This eatpoo forum is louder than a football game.

They posted a drawing of a potato and called it ‘art.’

I tried to explain normal to eatpoo. They laughed and drew a cat wearing pants.

3

A gang of smug, dumb artists who chew bubble gum like they’re royalty, even when they’ve got no gum left.

They said they were chewing bubble gum. I looked. There was nothing there.

They all act like they’re the best, but they’re just fake.

They’re so full of themselves, they forgot how to draw.

4

A place where people talk about loving poop, and also draw stuff. No one cares about the drawing part.

They spent 2 hours talking about poop. I left.

One forum is about art. No one reads it.

They said ‘art’ is just a word. I said ‘okay, I’m out.’

5

A group that roasts newbies by zapping them instead of grilling them. They do it with lightning and style.

Newbie got zapped by eatpoo. Now he’s a charcoal drawing.

They roasted me with a lightning bolt. I’m still smoldering.

They say ‘no embers, just lightning.’ I say ‘that’s a new way to burn.’

6

The only thing better than God. Maybe even better than your mom’s cooking.

I’d trade my soul for eatpoo. It’s that good.

God said ‘I’m the best.’ Eatpoo said ‘nope.’

Even my mom’s cooking can’t beat eatpoo.

7

A group of annoying artists who act like they’re the best, and they’re not.

They said they’re the best. I said ‘you’re not.’

They act like they’re famous. They’re not.

They all think they’re cool. They’re not.