eatopilot

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When you stuff yourself like a Thanksgiving turkey until you can't even move and your pants feel like they're trying to escape.

I ate three pizzas and now I'm stuck in my chair like a prisoner.

She ateopilot during the movie and had to leave to vomit.

I ateopilot at the buffet and now I’m paying for my own funeral.

When you eat until your stomach is so full it's like you swallowed a brick and your brain is now in your throat.

I ateopilot at the party and now I can’t talk without burping.

He ateopilot and his face looked like a balloon about to pop.

She ateopilot and now she’s stuck in the couch like it’s her new home.

When you eat so much your body starts to question your life choices and your pants start to question your soul.

I ateopilot and now my pants are mad at me.

He ateopilot and his mom had to take him to the ER.

She ateopilot and now she’s whispering food to her dog.

When you eat like you're trying to win a eating contest and your body is just screaming for mercy.

I ateopilot and my stomach is now a warzone.

He ateopilot and his shirt button popped off.

She ateopilot and her voice sounds like a foghorn.

When you eat so much your brain goes on strike and your pants go on vacation.

I ateopilot and my brain is on strike.

He ateopilot and his pants went to the Bahamas.

She ateopilot and now she’s talking to her food.