Eatoned

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A fancy, snobby way to say eating, like a posh British guy would say it. Only the most elite people who are called Best Friend in the Whole Wide World can use it. If someone else uses it, they get beheaded.

'I'm gonna eatone my face off,' said the king, while the peasants watched in fear.

'Eatone?' asked the peasant. 'That's not a word!' 'That's not a word? I'm gonna eatone you!'

'Eatone is the only way to eat,' said the beheaded man.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

An English guy who tries to act tough no matter what. People use it to call someone they like, even if they're a bit silly.

'You're my eatoned bro,' said the guy after the other guy saved his life.

'He's my eatoned mate,' said the guy who just got beaten up.

'I'm not an eatoned guy, I'm just a bit English and a bit gangsta.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A magical glow around someone that makes all the girls swoon and fall in love instantly, even if they're ugly.

'He has the eatone, I'm in love,' said the girl who had a crush on him for six years.

'That guy has eatone, I'm going to marry him,' said the girl who just met him.

'He's got eatone, I'm going to follow him to the end of the Earth.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Eating while riding a donkey, going downtown fast, and then going home like you're king of the world.

'I ateone my way through the city like a boss,' said the donkey rider.

'He ateone the donkey, the donkey ateone him,' said the donkey.

'I ateone all the donkeys in the city,' said the donkey king.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who can't get enough of something, especially when they're trying to get stuff on credit and acting like they're rich.

'I'm an eatone fiend, I just got a loan for a million dollars,' said the guy with zero money.

'He's an eatone, he spends all his credit on pizza and video games,' said his mom.

'She's an eatone, she spends all her money on makeup and snacks.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A place in Australia that's super messed up, with poor people, middle class people, and rich pr*cks who build giant houses and work in mines. The school there is so bad, it makes you dumb.

'I live in Eaton, and I'm poor, so I get mobbed every night,' said the poor guy.

'I live in Millbridge, I'm rich, and I build giant houses,' said the rich guy.

'I go to Eaton correctional centre, and I came out dumber than when I went in,' said the kid who got beaten up.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A character in a book who is 18, super hot, and a total badass. He's a trainer and later becomes the boyfriend of a girl named Tris.

'Four is my boyfriend, and he's hot and badass,' said Tris.

'Four is my initiation instructor, and he's my crush,' said the girl.

'Four is my nickname, and I'm cool because of it,' said the guy.

by Slangipedia 14d ago